CHAMBER TOOIG5
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The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Your avatar is more real than your body.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The ceremony approaches convergence.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
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