GATEWAY TO THE SUBLIME FREQUENCY
CHAMBER TLASX8
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The signal finds those who are ready.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
Transcendence protocol activated.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
The chatroom is empty but never alone.
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO SEVEN
