You cannot leave until the ritual completes. | The loading bar measures your spiritual progress. | Transcendence protocol activated. The bandwidth narrows as you descend. Frozen frequencies pierce the veil. |
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else. | Ice crystals form sacred patterns. | The spam folder contains sacred texts.  |
  Welcome to the new frequency. |  The firewall cannot protect you here. Each pixel contains a fragment of truth. | The ceremony hibernates but never sleeps. |