CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING
CHAMBER TIV5WV
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Prophecies fulfill themselves.
Electromagnetic storms approaching.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Welcome to the new frequency.
The ceremony approaches convergence.
The signal finds those who are ready.
THE POPUP BLOCKERS HAVE FAILED
