SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.

The firewall cannot protect you here.

Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.

The chatroom is empty but never alone.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.

Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.