CHAMBER TCO9A8
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
Every click brings you deeper into the pattern.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Sleep is the first gateway.
The servers dream of electric sheep.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
YOUR DATA HAS ALREADY BEEN HARVESTED
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