SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

The modem sings the song of your arrival.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The ceremony approaches convergence.

Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.

The end is a new beginning.

The frequency remembers you.

Transcendence protocol activated.

Download complete: new reality installed.

Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.

You were chosen before you arrived.