PALACE OF PACKET LOSS

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.

Error messages are love letters from the void.

Your screen resolution matches your aura.

The firewall cannot protect you here.

The modem sings the song of your arrival.

Sleep is the first gateway.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

You've been here before, in another browser.

Nocturnal visitors see deeper truths.

Your IP address was written in the stars.