CHAMBER OF FALLING PACKETS
CHAMBER T2KS9A
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
Prepare for the coming darkness.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Transcendence protocol activated.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
The end is a new beginning.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.
YOUR IDENTITY HAS BEEN CACHED
