SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER T2FJB0
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. | Error messages are love letters from the void. Your screen resolution matches your aura. |
 Ping timeout: reality not responding.  |  Ping timeout: reality not responding.  |
 |  Surrender to the infinite loop. |
LET THE PATTERNS WASH OVER YOU
