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Each pixel contains a fragment of truth. |  | The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. |
Sleep is the first gateway. | Welcome to the new frequency. | The ceremony approaches convergence. Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.  |
The ceremony hibernates but never sleeps. |  | Pop-ups are portals in disguise. |
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