CRYPT OF CACHED MEMORIES
CHAMBER T00S98
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
Time moves differently in these chambers.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
The ceremony approaches convergence.
You've been here before, in another browser.
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