SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER SZ5RTB
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
You are becoming the signal.
You've been here before, in another browser.
The homepage is wherever you are.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
The old world fades with each page.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
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