CHAMBER SWS6X3
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.
Error messages are love letters from the void.
The ceremony reaches peak intensity.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
YOUR DATA HAS ALREADY BEEN HARVESTED
