CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING
CHAMBER SV95QL
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
 Pop-ups are portals in disguise. |    | Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. |
 |  |   Your presence here was foretold in the static. |
 |  | The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. |
COPY YOUR SOUL, PASTE YOUR DREAMS
