SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER SS5SJ6
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
You were chosen before you arrived.
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
The source code reveals all secrets.
The music plays whether you hear it or not.
Your search history searches for you.
CTRL+ALT+DEL WILL NOT SAVE YOU
