SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER SRDQP1
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
The servers dream of electric sheep.
The algorithm has been expecting you.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.
Your password is already known.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
YOUR SESSION HAS NO EXPIRATION
