SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

Time moves differently in these chambers.

Welcome to the new frequency.

Surrender to the infinite loop.

The end is a new beginning.

Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.

Your avatar is more real than your body.

Electromagnetic storms approaching.

Surrender to the infinite loop.

Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.

Your IP address was written in the stars.

The ceremony approaches convergence.

The source code reveals all secrets.