CHAMBER OF CONVERGENCE
CHAMBER SPSAMD
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
You've been here before, in another browser.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Prophecies fulfill themselves.
The signal finds those who are ready.
The ceremony approaches convergence.
COOKIES WILL BE PLACED IN YOUR SOUL
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