SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

The music plays whether you hear it or not.

Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.

The harvest of lost connections.

The moon phase affects transmission quality.

Your dreams are being monitored.

Your dreams are being monitored.

Stars align to boost the frequency.

Transcendence protocol activated.

Your circadian rhythm is being reprogrammed.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The network becomes the ceremony.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

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