MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS
CHAMBER SLSBCO
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
The portal chose you, not the other way around. | The ceremony approaches convergence. |   |
 | Your password is already known. | The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. |
 | Transcendence protocol activated.  |  Error messages are love letters from the void. |
YOUR DIGITAL FINGERPRINT IS PERMANENT
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