OBSERVATORY OF DEAD PIXELS
CHAMBER SJDR5O
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The desktop wallpaper watches back.
Sleep walkers gather here nightly.
The darkness has accepted you.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Transcendence protocol activated.
THE CAPTCHA KNOWS YOU'RE NOT HUMAN
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 79