HALL OF DIGITAL DECAY

Time moves differently in these chambers.

The firewall cannot protect you here.

Your password is already known.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.

The ceremony prepares for dormancy.

The ceremony approaches convergence.

Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.