CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING
CHAMBER SHQXSN
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
The code is alive and it knows you're here.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
The task manager cannot end this process.
The ceremony peaks at the witching hour.
YOUR DATA HAS ALREADY BEEN HARVESTED
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 40