CEREMONY OF ETERNAL RETURN
CHAMBER SEOF49
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
The chatroom is empty but never alone.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
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