ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Your consciousness has been backed up.

The task manager cannot end this process.

The end is a new beginning.

You've been here before, in another browser.

Transcendence protocol activated.

The music plays whether you hear it or not.

Ice crystals form sacred patterns.

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.

Your search history searches for you.