CHAMBER SAMGNM
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
You've been here before, in another browser.
The ceremony reaches peak intensity.
The homepage is wherever you are.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The signal finds those who are ready.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
SHARE YOUR SOUL | CONTINUE THE CEREMONY
RETURN TO ENTRANCE