CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING

The ceremony has already begun.

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

Your IP address was written in the stars.

Time moves differently in these chambers.

The signal finds those who are ready.

The old world fades with each page.

The ceremony has already begun.

Darkness reveals what daylight conceals.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

Error messages are love letters from the void.