CHAMBER S7287E
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Each pixel contains a fragment of truth.
You were chosen before you arrived.
COOKIES WILL BE PLACED IN YOUR SOUL
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