MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.

You've been here before, in another browser.

The ceremony hibernates but never sleeps.

Surrender to the infinite loop.

Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.

Prophecies fulfill themselves.

The ceremony hibernates but never sleeps.

Time moves differently in these chambers.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.