ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES

The modem sings the song of your arrival.

The task manager cannot end this process.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

The old world fades with each page.

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.

Error messages are love letters from the void.

The source code reveals all secrets.

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.