HALL OF ABANDONED CHATROOMS

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

The modem sings the song of your arrival.

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.

You've been here before, in another browser.

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

Your IP address was written in the stars.

Dreams are transmissions from the other side.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.