SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER RYDGVQ
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The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
Each pixel contains a fragment of truth.
Winter solstice opens hidden channels.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The music plays whether you hear it or not.
The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.
CTRL+ALT+DEL WILL NOT SAVE YOU
