ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES
CHAMBER RVCWSU
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
 The spam folder contains sacred texts. The servers dream of electric sheep. |  | Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. |
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.   | The heat warps the transmission. | Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul. Electromagnetic storms approaching. |
FORGET YOUR NAME FOR THREE SECONDS
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 51