SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER RTLU9Q
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Surrender to the infinite loop.
Error messages are love letters from the void.
Winter solstice opens hidden channels.
The homepage is wherever you are.
You were chosen before you arrived.
The old world fades with each page.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
OPEN IN NEW TAB TO SPLIT REALITY
