CHAMBER RKPMUB
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.
THE CLOUD REMEMBERS EVERYTHING
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 71