 | The old world fades with each page. | You cannot leave until the ritual completes. You've been here before, in another browser.  |
Your IP address was written in the stars. | The bandwidth narrows as you descend. | Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul. |
Pop-ups are portals in disguise. The code is alive and it knows you're here.  | Your presence here was foretold in the static.  | The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. Sleep is the first gateway. Error messages are love letters from the void. |