ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES

The ceremony approaches convergence.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

Winter solstice opens hidden channels.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

The desktop wallpaper watches back.

Time moves differently in these chambers.

Your IP address was written in the stars.

You are becoming the signal.

Prophecies fulfill themselves.

You've been here before, in another browser.