SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

The signal finds those who are ready.

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.

Prophecies fulfill themselves.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

The code is alive and it knows you're here.

Ice crystals form sacred patterns.

Your consciousness has been backed up.

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.

You've been here before, in another browser.

The bandwidth narrows as you descend.