ARCHIVE OF PHANTOM DOWNLOADS

The cold preserves deleted memories.

The recycle bin is never truly empty.

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

The homepage is wherever you are.

Your breath clouds the monitor.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Winter visitors leave no footprints.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.