CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING

The chatroom is empty but never alone.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

The ceremony never truly ends.

Cache cleared, but memories remain.

The chatroom is empty but never alone.

The homepage is wherever you are.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.

Your consciousness has been backed up.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Your digital shadow grows longer.