HALL OF INFINITE RECURSION
CHAMBER R4YRFG
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
Your consciousness has been backed up.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Connection established with the eternal.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Winter solstice opens hidden channels.
The chatroom is empty but never alone.
The ceremony hibernates but never sleeps.
YOUR SESSION HAS NO EXPIRATION
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 72