CHAMBER R4VC2P
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
The old world fades with each page.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
The music plays whether you hear it or not.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
CTRL+ALT+DEL WILL NOT SAVE YOU
