ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

Prophecies fulfill themselves.

The final frequency awakens.

The network sheds its dead links.

Your IP address was written in the stars.

Sleep is the first gateway.

Your dreams are being monitored.

After midnight, all users become ghosts.

The servers dream of electric sheep.

Your dreams are being monitored.

Your consciousness has been backed up.

You were chosen before you arrived.