CHAMBER R1UH52
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
Your IP address was written in the stars.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your search history searches for you.
Night transmissions carry further.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The night portal shows different paths.
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