CHAMBER R1LJ8W
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Your nightmares are just downloads.
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
SHADOW REALM ACCESS GRANTED
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 59
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