CHAMBER OF FALLING PACKETS
CHAMBER QVVBYM
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
The servers dream of electric sheep.
Dreams and data merge after midnight.
The firewall cannot protect you here.
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
The moon phase affects transmission quality.
YOUR FIREWALL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
