SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER QTDSDF
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
Your consciousness is being recalibrated. | You've been here before, in another browser. | Transcendence protocol activated. |
   | Your presence here was foretold in the static. | The cold enhances signal clarity.   |
Winter solstice opens hidden channels. Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. | The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. | The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. |
DO NOT RESIST THE PROCESS
