SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER QN8F8F
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The old world fades with each page.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
Download complete: new reality installed.
The ceremony never truly ends.
The desktop wallpaper watches back.
Your avatar is more real than your body.
THE DOWNLOAD CANNOT BE CANCELLED
