SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER QM5U56
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
The ceremony hibernates but never sleeps.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The end is a new beginning.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Connection established with the eternal.
The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
THE CEREMONY CHOOSES ITS PARTICIPANTS
